pseudomeaningful:

Happy Endings (via icanread)
Go to a chinese massage parlor. They do happy endings via hand or mouth, and it’s pretty affordable.

pseudomeaningful:

Happy Endings (via icanread)

Go to a chinese massage parlor. They do happy endings via hand or mouth, and it’s pretty affordable.

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pseudomeaningful:

If She’s… (via lovelyquotes, submitted by sweck)
There are two wrong with this, aside from the obvious fact that none of these sentences have anything to do with waves.
First, if she’s easy, she’s definitely worth it. Easy women are great because you don’t have to do all that fake lead up work. Like talking about how interested in their jobs or hobbies you are. Listening to them go on and on about how they’re not appreciated at work while you try get them drunk on inexpensive vodka martinis. If she’s easy you just go to Wendy’s and tell her about your comic book collection and then suddenly you’re making out in your Toyota Camry on the side of the road.
Second, if you give up, that doesn’t mean you’re not worth it. Sometimes it makes sense to give up. Here’s a simple example: You’re really into this woman but she’s not into you because she got hit by a bus last week and she’s dead. It’s time to give up. You’re still worth it. Although I want to point out there’s nothing easier than a corpse. You don’t even have to spring for Wendy’s.

pseudomeaningful:

If She’s… (via lovelyquotes, submitted by sweck)

There are two wrong with this, aside from the obvious fact that none of these sentences have anything to do with waves.

First, if she’s easy, she’s definitely worth it. Easy women are great because you don’t have to do all that fake lead up work. Like talking about how interested in their jobs or hobbies you are. Listening to them go on and on about how they’re not appreciated at work while you try get them drunk on inexpensive vodka martinis. If she’s easy you just go to Wendy’s and tell her about your comic book collection and then suddenly you’re making out in your Toyota Camry on the side of the road.

Second, if you give up, that doesn’t mean you’re not worth it. Sometimes it makes sense to give up. Here’s a simple example: You’re really into this woman but she’s not into you because she got hit by a bus last week and she’s dead. It’s time to give up. You’re still worth it. Although I want to point out there’s nothing easier than a corpse. You don’t even have to spring for Wendy’s.

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Here’s to Mike Krzyzewski, Coach K, the most winningest college basketball coach of all time with 903 games.
He is arguably the best basketball coach in the history of the game.
It wasn’t the prettiest win, but I’m so glad the team pulled it out for him (considering their history of choking when it really counts).
DUKE BLUE DEVILS FOR LIFE!!

Here’s to Mike Krzyzewski, Coach K, the most winningest college basketball coach of all time with 903 games.

He is arguably the best basketball coach in the history of the game.

It wasn’t the prettiest win, but I’m so glad the team pulled it out for him (considering their history of choking when it really counts).

DUKE BLUE DEVILS FOR LIFE!!

today is one of my all time favorite days of fall:
the official start to the NCAA basketball season,
i don’t give a FUCK about pre-madonnas on lockout;
NCAA is where real basketball happens for me anyways.
i’m a duke fan, cameron crazy til the day i die!!
the 2012 title is ours in march i can feel it!
<3 let’s get it bitches.

today is one of my all time favorite days of fall:

the official start to the NCAA basketball season,

i don’t give a FUCK about pre-madonnas on lockout;

NCAA is where real basketball happens for me anyways.

i’m a duke fan, cameron crazy til the day i die!!

the 2012 title is ours in march i can feel it!

<3 let’s get it bitches.

perfect ad placement bwahaha!

perfect ad placement bwahaha!

Oh you know, just typical mother daughter stuff.

Oh you know, just typical mother daughter stuff.

you bitches don’t like shit and it’s kinda sad;
i like food, sex, clothes, watching breaking bad.
childish gambino aka troy from community aka donald glover

azizisbored:

Just saw this. Pretty solid Halloween move.
bemore:

how i am treating trick-or-treaters this year

azizisbored:

Just saw this. Pretty solid Halloween move.

bemore:

how i am treating trick-or-treaters this year

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halloween was a definite success, although i didn’t end up being any of the things i said i was going to haha.  friday night i was sailor moon, and last night i was a mermaid.  i remember everything for the first time since i’ve been celebrating here in iv.  #WINNING

So sexy it becomes hostile.
Dwight Schrute

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

South America, more specifically, Brazil.

quite possibly my favorite music video of all time

powerful, all-consuming, twisted fucking love:

a raw, drug fueled connection;

kicks your ass, leaves you floored, and not just wanting—needing more.

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i found this yesterday,

THANK YOU EARMILK!!

seriously the place where i find all my favorite mash-ups.

this is my favorite song for at least a month,

i can already tell

just from the amount of smiling i was able to do

on the treadmill yesterday :D